OMG my friends and I accidentally made the creepiest music video last weekend about our coach that we’re in love with and I just showed it to my other coach with my computer filming his reaction and he had no idea and literally the whole thing is just him standing there in stunned silence and then at the end he just turns to the other guy watching and shakes his head and walks away that was not what I was expecting but I can’t stop laughing

"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"
an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

k1mkardashian:

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

my non-problematic white faves

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

lauriejuspeczyk:

im lAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HARD MARIO IS TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT IN THE BACK

lauriejuspeczyk:

im lAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HARD MARIO IS TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT IN THE BACK